Men’s figure skating, the short program, is scheduled to go on tonight. All eyes will be on America’s darling, star of stage and screen, Vern Troyer.
Vern’s engaging personality, as well as his ability to go under miniskirts of Playboy playmates just by walking straight into them, has made him the media sensation of these Vancouver Olympics.
Vern’s program will be a performance of Caligula with the musical combination of composers John Williams and Frank Zappa. Vern is scheduled to hit the ice, after some vodka and ice, around 8:18pm EST.
Tags: figure skating, frank zappa, john williams, short program, Vancouver Olympics, vern troyer, winter olympics
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