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		<title>Do not use this product!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having been uncomfortable sitting on one of my chairs at the island of my kitchen (does that sound like code for something?  I think it does), I decided to do something about it.  I bought this product.  I rubbed it in gently, sat back down.  Chair is still uncomfortable.  This product, Dulcolax Stool Softener, is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympic Update: French Hockey Star fires on Canadians</title>
		<link>http://copperwrite.com/olympic-update-french-hockey-star-fires-on-canadians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Antoine Delacroix, all-star defenseman for France&#8217;s ice hockey squad, vented his team&#8217;s poor showing – including a resounding 11-1 loss to Jamaica – on Canadians.
&#8220;Never have they mad a decision, these fence-sitting apologetic Franco-English.  Can&#8217;t even make a decent crepe.  Their crepes have the color of a rubber chicken and taste just as horrible.&#8221;
Slamming his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympic Highlight, Day 13 Giant Shalom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[shalom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[winter olympics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight at 7pm, Central Standard Time, Rabbi Millstein and the Millsteinettes will gather in the Olympic Village Square.  They, along with the other 27 Jews in Vancouver will shout to the world a Giant Shalom.  This special event will be shown in HD on CNBC, channel 266.
At approximately 7:01pm, American Lindsey Vonn will begin her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dateline Olympics:  U.S. Olympic Committee head &#8220;Curling needs straightened out&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The current head of U.S.A. Winter Olympics, Joanie Brunetti, claimed today a complete re-do needs to be done for America&#8217;s Curling program.
&#8220;Obviously, it needs straightened out.  The front side we have strands of curling lovers banging up against one another.  On the back end, things are spiraling out of control.  Someone needs to straighten her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympics Exclusive &#8211; S.O.A.P.S raises stink in wrong location</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a move designed to embarrass their neighbors&#8217; efforts for a successful Olympiad, S.O.A.P.S (Saskatchewan Order Against Participatory Sports) began raising a stink against these Winter Olympics.
Starting by not bathing and living in an abandoned bear den for two months, the protesters arrived in the Olympic Village with intentions of an olfactory assault on all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Olympic Event &#8211; Women&#8217;s Curling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[curling]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[german]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Little Debbie]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tigress]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women&#8217;s Curling is a relatively new and dramatically exciting sport.  At first the older male members of the International Olympic Committee felt women on the ice in a fetal position might be felt as sexist.  However, once they were told Women&#8217;s Curling would be merely an extension of the classic female sports Women&#8217;s Ironing and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Olympic Event &#8211; Speedskating</title>
		<link>http://copperwrite.com/todays-olympic-event-speedskating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blade sharpness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gillette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[olympics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[speedskating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sweden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zippered-skates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Speedskating revs up its shiny silver blades for some exciting moments on the ice.  What is left out of television coverage are the little-known technicals.
Medals are given out for best times.  However, those medals can also be taken away with sloppy technicals.  What are these technicals?  The pre-skate, more commonly known as the Dressing Period.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Olympic Event &#8211; Curling</title>
		<link>http://copperwrite.com/todays-olympic-event-curling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While not widely acknowledged as being the unisex salon of sports, both men and women curl together on a plate of ice.  This heralded sport, not known amongst most Americans, has specific positions key to victory.  One such position is the Sweeper.
Canada&#8217;s team recruited one of the finest.  Known for her skills with a broom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympics, Men&#8217;s Figure Skating, Short Program</title>
		<link>http://copperwrite.com/olympics-mens-figure-skating-short-program/</link>
		<comments>http://copperwrite.com/olympics-mens-figure-skating-short-program/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[figure skating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank zappa]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vancouver Olympics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vern troyer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[winter olympics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Men’s figure skating, the short program, is scheduled to go on tonight.  All eyes will be on America’s darling, star of stage and screen, Vern Troyer.
Vern’s engaging personality, as well as his ability to go under miniskirts of Playboy playmates just by walking straight into them, has made him the media sensation of these Vancouver [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympics, Figure Skating Pears</title>
		<link>http://copperwrite.com/olympics-figure-skating-pears/</link>
		<comments>http://copperwrite.com/olympics-figure-skating-pears/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rick copper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today rubenesque women with more junk in their trunk than an independent contractor vie for a chance to crush the medal stand.
One competitor stands out.  Olga Noleanski McFattus, a Polish girl raised in Scotland, is the senior member of the United Kingdom&#8217;s Olympic team.  Cracking the scales (and ice) at 420 pounds, her skills on [...]]]></description>
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