Having been uncomfortable sitting on one of my chairs at the island of my kitchen (does that sound like code for something? I think it does), I decided to do something about it. I bought this product. I rubbed it in gently, sat back down. Chair is still uncomfortable. This product, Dulcolax Stool Softener, is fraudulent!
Should have bought Dulcolax CHAIR Softener. It’s a little more expensive and harder to find… but worth it.
Dammit. That’s what I get for not reading the label.